Here’s one of my favorite “Good news, bad news” jokes from growing up. A man took an airplane ride to take pictures of his farm. That’s good news! He leaned out to take a picture and fell out of the plane. That’s bad news! He had a parachute on. That’s good news! The parachute didn’t work. That’s bad news! Below him was a haystack. That’s good news! In the middle of the haystack was a pitchfork. That’s bad news! He missed the pitchfork. That’s good news! He missed the haystack. That’s bad news! I’ve got good news and bad news ...